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This is the boring legal bit which you can read if you’re into that sort of thing. By signing up to our email you agree to the terms and conditions.
First up, you have to be aged 18 to sign up. It’s so we can swear a bit if we want to. By signing up you confirm that you are in fact over 18.
Here’s the good news: we won’t charge you anything for receiving our daily email. Zero. Nada. So don’t worry about having to check your credit card statement – the big old bill on there will be thanks to that round of drinks you bought last Saturday night, not us.
Occasionally we may include links in our email (including some that will make us money if you click on them. If you do click through that’d be just great, so we can buy ourselves a few drinks, but no pressure). These will be links to external sites and we can accept no responsibility for the contents of those sites or any bad things that happen to you whilst using those websites. Their viruses and so on aren’t our responsibility.
Our emails are sent through MailChimp – yes, turns out sponsoring Serial is definitely a good thing – and so we rely on them to keep your data safe, and we cannot accept any responsibility for this. Insofar as we have it, we will store your data in accordance with data protection legislation in England. You’ll have signed up to MailChimp’s terms and conditions and so we’ll all have to stick by them. We can’t accept any liability for misuse of your personal information. We also can’t guarantee that our emails will be secure. So don’t tell us anything that Mr Putin might want to find out about.
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We will do our best to send you an email every day Monday to Friday but we can’t promise it. We all have lives to lead after all. And we reserve the right to jack it in if we feel like it.
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